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Dear HCL:

Business 101: Let customers pay you.

Just tried to accept the quotes you sent and got this.

I get that we’re not your target market and that we purchase an insignificant amount of licenses but that being said…

If you want to have ANY hope at all that you’ll still have A Business once you actually implement your newfangled FlexNet-monthly-billing (a.k.a a Price Increase with dramatically reduced licensing options with the added bonus of decreased security) you should probably consider our experience…

We started getting notified about our renewals mid-July and finally committed to renewing early in September.

Between those times I had to clarify what was actually being renewed because the invoice language was conspicuously sparse and misleading coupled with the fact that there were no actual product descriptions to go with the HCL nomenclature. When you’re spending money with a new vendor, people want to make sure they are getting what they think they’re getting and that goes double when there are entirely new licensing terms.

Also during those times I was badgered by the sales people for weeks…sometimes daily. D. A. I. L. Y.

OH! You don’t accept credit cards for payments? Wait! What? The BUSINESS World runs on AMEX. At first we were told to issue an international wire transfer but, hey, we are not paying our bank money so we can pay you money. Then after some asking we finally got the answer that we could pay by check in the U.S. Fine, we’ll do that but…

Come! On! You want us to start paying you monthly/annually automatically and allow you to live monitor our license usage but you can’t figure out how take a credit card?

Along the way your system did not actually show what our entitlements are/what we already own…it took the sales person 3 days to tell me where I could actually download current patches and software…

For your sake, please, please fix The Boring Business Stuff so you can be successful with your new shiny toy.